h9ing u so hard rn

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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dulect:

when you’re eating in front  of your crush

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nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

The ugly years of being a fool,

ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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