h9ing u so hard rn

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

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