jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

castiel-knight-of-hell:

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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