deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

Drag ha, Nicole

rneerkat:

lubetheboob:

rneerkat:

"no, dont be afraid, taste some" 7 said to 6 after being caught eating 9.

6 bites into 9 and enjoys it. “nice and 10der, im takin a lovin’ to this”

"no ur takin 11 to it" 7 says. both laugh

What did I just read…

number fanfiction

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

pennywise-theclown:

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

why is he in there

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

oh well I was not expecting that

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

southpaw-holmes:

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

What do you mean, “was”

youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

breakinq:

following back tons

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

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